THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
i actually just woke up with a lampshade on my head. god damn cliches.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
You're a waste of cheezeits
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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