my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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