I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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