What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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