I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
my being single is dangerous.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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