You surviving the open bar?
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EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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