it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
