i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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