i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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