Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
