margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Did we literally take a cab across the street
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I FOUND THE LEGS
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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