Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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