I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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