Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
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