This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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