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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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