Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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