So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
You know, be my cock's hype man.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She bit a glass in half.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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