How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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