Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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