this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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