I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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