what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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