Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
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