literally had 100 drinks last night.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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