And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Dude, this old lady messaged me on Facebook talking about her grandson and wanted to know shit about me. I'd almost call her a cougar except she looks like mashed potatoes that have come alive.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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