Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize
