they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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