i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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