I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
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