sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
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