Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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