yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Everytime I get drunk I wake up hugging the bag of bagels from three months ago
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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