its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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