This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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