playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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