It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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