just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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