I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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