the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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