forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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