I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
what day is it and did you see me today?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
Success! We fucked roommates!
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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