Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
