he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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