Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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