i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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