I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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