when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
So i woke up on a park bench... Using my shoe as a pillow, cuddling a empty handle of vodka... Yet I'm still in my living room. Someone please tell me why all my vodkas gone? I'll deal with the park bench situation at a later time.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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