Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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