did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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